- Chien Kuo
At the beginning of the week Fred
Chang(his cousins go to CK) told nr9 that there
was going to be a dance at CK. nr9 then asked
BECK about it but beck was being a fag and wouldn't
obtain tickets for him. So nr9 found a local bitch
on the internet called gloria and she asked if
we wanted CK tickets so he said "fuck yea."
In the same week, we also became acquainted with
a random local called Mike Wang. His badminton
comprised of an elegant form and startling technical
finesse. At the end of the week we went to Mike
Wang's beautiful school and we decided that weekend
to go to our first local dance at CK together.Sid,
shin, nr9, benbry, byron and Mike Wang went. We
waited at the gate for the bitch and when she
gave us the tickets she had a bitchy face and
bitchy attitude. However, the school itself was
beautiful. We could see jihad written in arabic
script everywhere. The classrooms were full of
signs of support for "Ben Ladden" (the
local way of spelling it). We took pics everywhere,
in classrooms, of CK inmates, and bathrooms. Their
bathrooms had excellent posters on the walls.
When we entered the dance, it was really fierce.
There was a cave, and fire and laser displays
of arabic characters. It was an outdoors dance
at their basketball court and at first we stood
near the stage and watched some lok performances.
We saw some celebrities on stage and shouted obscenities
at them(well, they're fuckin celebrities). Then,
we learned the local dance. The local dance is
a 300 year tradition with great symbolic value.
However, we haven't been able to decode the intricacies
of the local train dance. We just simply followed
people around, tapped people on their heads, touch
their breasts, touch their asses. When we got
tired, Shin suddenly took a glowstick from a CK
local. The CK local was speechless and his biwildered
face was priceless. We decided it was very fun
and started stealing glowsticks. We were really
fierce and grabbed glowsticks away from people
who were crying for them. nr9 also started tapping
people on the chins and everyone started tapping
people on the chins and it was very fun. It was
raining and everyone got wet. Afterwards, we started
throwing glowsticks at people. Like all local
dances, it was a good night, but we still had
a lot to learn in terms of glowstick management.